For those about to rock

(Here, anyone whos waiting for something to happen, post after this.)

The greatest mistake of David's life was stepping out the front door that day. Many terrible things happened to him simply because he didnt want to stay home sick on a wednesday. I mean, really, who wouldnt want to stay home sick on a wednesday? Anyway. David pulled out of his parent's driveway and made his way to his highschool, Jamesville High. When he arrived he noticed something was different, something was off. The school was tilted to the left. The whole left side of the building had sunk into the ground, and the rest of the arriving student body were slowly milling around the sinkhole. Just then... (what happens?! You tell the story from here. Anyone can do it at any time.)

...a flock of MAN-EATING CHICKENS jumped out of the sinkhole around the school and started nomming on the students. David grabbed his ultra super slick shrink ray and shrank all the chickens so that they were but the size of your palm. The students watched in amazement as david gathered the chickens together and...

...deep fried them! Selling them to Popeyes because thats where they get all their silly popcorn chicken puffs...

Just then David sat up from his bed. "That was a crazy-ass dream..." he said to himself... "Mom! I'm staying home from school today!" I aint running into no damn man eating chickens...

Suddenly, David woke up, sitting in a car. He turned to his friend Steve, saying "Dude, I just had the strangest dream!" Steve simply gave him a look. "... Aren't you driving?"

and they CRASH! and he wakes up again.